Irresistibly Weird Products To Buy On Amazon

A life-sized Bigfoot statue, live cockroaches, Nicolas Cage pillowcases, and 19 other things that actually exist.

Weird Products

1. A silicone steamer in the shape of a faceless, melting pig.

A silicone steamer in the shape of a faceless, melting pig.

Price: $24.94

2. This welcome alternative to lying your head down on a *real* skin-on salmon fillet.

Price: $16.50

3. A Gummy Bear anatomy puzzle, or: a Gummy Bear-shaped torture chamber filled with the small animal that died trying to escape it.

A Gummy Bear anatomy puzzle, or: a Gummy Bear-shaped torture chamber filled with the small animal that died trying to escape it.

Price: $26.99

4. 80 pages of challenge accepted.

80 pages of challenge accepted.

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Price: $9.95. Also available for Kindle.

5. A vinyl wall decal of half an Asian businessperson.

A vinyl wall decal of half an Asian businessperson.

Promising review: “Unbelievable. Really ties the room together. 10/10 would recommend.” —Maddi Durbin

Price: $25.09+. Available in six sizes.

7. What you’ve heard is a lie, it’s actually sautéing your placenta that’s the most rewarding part of parenthood.

What you've heard is a lie, it's actually sautéing your placenta that's the most rewarding part of parenthood.

Hoping that squiggly black stuff is kale!

Price: $2.99 for Kindle.

8. An air freshener that’s always got your back.

An air freshener that's always got your back.

Price: $5.98

9. A fleece throw blanket that reminds others what you look like without skin.

A fleece throw blanket that reminds others what you look like without skin.

Price: $29.97

10. Five pieces of centaur that go on your fingers to create one full centaur and several whole minutes of fun.

Five pieces of centaur that go on your fingers to create one full centaur and several whole minutes of fun.

“Great for classrooms!” —Product description

Price: $9.99. Also available in Handicorn, Handipug, Handihorse, and Handicat.

11. A plush tonsil for anyone who’s parted with an actual one.

A plush tonsil for anyone who's parted with an actual one.

Price: $21.99. Available in 30+ anatomical parts.

13. The actual reason some people drool in their sleep.

The actual reason some people drool in their sleep.

Price: $9.80. Available in eight pillowcase designs, all of which appear to be the same image of Nicolas Cage.

14. A set of small hands that you place on each finger to make it look like your fingers have fingers.

A set of small hands that you place on each finger to make it look like your fingers have fingers.

Price: $7.77 for five

15. A hat for looking like a botched mansquid unwelcome at the X-Mansion cool table.

A hat for looking like a botched mansquid unwelcome at the X-Mansion cool table.

Price: $3.50+. Available in 16 colors, and also knight helmet.

16. A business-casual, disembodied husband pillow with lifeless hand detail.

A business-casual, disembodied husband pillow with lifeless hand detail.

Price: $32.99. Half torso’s button-down shirt available nine colors.

17. 90 servings of Dippin’ Dots.

90 servings of Dippin' Dots.

Price: $228 for three gallons of Dippin’ Dots, 90 Dippin’ Dots cups, and 90 plastic spoons. Available in 10 flavors.

18. An afro wig for dogs.

An afro wig for dogs.

Price: $1.99. Available in two sizes.

19. A pocket-sized suture pad so you can practice your flesh sewing on-the-go.

A pocket-sized suture pad so you can practice your flesh sewing on-the-go.

Price: $19.99. Also available in extra large with wounds.

21. A pair of live Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches for $16, which at $8/roach is a steal.

A pair of live Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches for $16, which at $8/roach is a steal.

Price: $16 for two

21. And a life-sized Bigfoot statue that’s a six-foot-tall, 147lb. reminder of how you choose to spend your money.

And a life-sized Bigfoot statue that's a six-foot-tall, 147lb. reminder of how you choose to spend your money.

Promising review: “My Bigfoot’s name is Paul, after the apostle.” —chompy_jr

Price: $799.99. Available in two other sizes that don’t matter.